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tupacvevo:

tupacvevo:

someone give me a job

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i was thinking something in retail

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theyellowbrickroad:

sorry i dont think i can come to ur birthday party theres a rumor going around that u dont have wifi :/

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supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

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notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

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everniam:

nice to know the bras the fans throw on stage are being used

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(via heyfunniest)

vesley:

alpacabacon:

Like I’ve never gotten a sunburn in my life.

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how about now

(via we-are-all-pretty-bizarre)

thequeenofhell:

what Americans imagine being Australian means

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