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nahlou:

i express my emotions in long groans at different octaves 

(Source: crycaster, via maximumstop)

luciefr:

i even procrastinate things i actually want to do

(Source: zettterholm, via maximumstop)

beerhell:

its stupid how in shows like two guys can look at each other for like 2 seconds and people will be like whoa…are they gay? ?? ?? then for girls they could be like fisting for 23 episodes and people will be like hmmm idk it could be platonic

(Source: polearms, via perks-of-being-chinese)

unclefather:

we take for granted all the times our nose isn’t stuffy

(via icurlyfries)

blueeyesbaddragon:

jadeita:

lets have a moment of silence for the people who still say *Le* 

the entire country of france

(via allantruong)

weavemunchers:

my worst fear is laughing at a joke I don’t understand and having someone ask me to explain it

(via qurl)

silentshivers:

literally how does anyone not believe in aliens

are u really so anthropocentric that you think there are millions and billions and trillions of light years of the ever expanding universe but we’re the only life to possibly exist smh

(via maximumstop)

drinkinq:

do you ever just stare at your homework and cry

(via pizza)

15piecesofflare:

experminate:

thehighwayaisle:

You know sweatpants?

In Australia we call them trakky-dacks. 

im starting to think you aussies are just fucking with us

we actually aren’t and that’s the horrendous part.

(via icurlyfries)

assiest:

wtf is an acronym 

(via maximumstop)

screarner:

*swirls chocolate milk in a wine glass*

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thebitchpudding:

if u ever think ur bored just remember that somebody somewhere is typing up the terms and conditions

(Source: spongyspice, via icurlyfries)