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frickgerard:

[at my own wedding] can I stay in the car

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smathmouth:

My favourite Christmas carol is silent night because of the line “holy infant, so tender and mild” because I like to imagine the baby Jesus as a chicken wing

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lameborghini:

ive been annoyed ever since i was born

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bnaksy:

bullshitting an essay and getting a good grade for it

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